My good friend Osama has offered to let me use his weblog to prove my innocence. I will be back tomorrow, but now I have to go stir my Sarin.... Um, I mean SOUP! I'm making, um, chicken soup. Yeah, that's it!
Hi, remember me? Osama bin Laden? World's greatest terrorist? Long black beard? Occasional videos threatening death and destruction? Well, anyway, Saddam may be gone, but I'm still very much alive. See you soon!
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