My many followers have been wondering what I think about Saddam's capture.

Well, quite frankly, I think he's a cowardly wuss. I can't believe he allowed himself to be taken alive like that. Then again, Maybe it shouldn't come as a surprise. After all, not all of us have it takes to be a martyr.

Granted, I haven't actually become a martyr myself, but that's only because I'm, er, "unselfish." Yeah, that's it. I'm unselfish. That's why I'm always so eager to let someone ELSE go out there and get themselves killed while I remain safe.