The Americans announced the Grammy Award nominations this morning, and once again they have chosen to ignore me. Instead, the western disciples of Satan have decided to bestow these honors on infidels like Bruce Springsteen and Eminem, who is a singer apparently named after my favorite candy.I put a LOT of work into those taped death threats I periodically release. They are all original material I personally write and painstakingly mix in my home recording studio. It really hurts my feelings to not receive the recognition I deserve. Even if there is no actual separate category for "Spoken threats of world destruction," don't I still qualify as a male vocalist?