Earlier today I watched a special documentary about Michael Jackson, a leading entertainer of the infidels. Did you happen to see it? People have the nerve to complain that I'M scary, yet they let this freakozoid wander freely among them!?! Gimme a break!!! I may have no qualms about sleeping with goats, but little BOYS!?! That's just plain sick.
Look, you have to understand that while I would gladly blow up an orphanage filled with six year olds, there is no way I'd sleep with them.
Allah would not approve of such behavior.