We had something very bizarre happen overnight.... It was about 3 AM when this very strange man with a cellphone came wandering through the camp. He would take a few steps, then ask someone on the other end of his call, "Can you hear me now?" Then he would take a few more steps and repeat the question, "Can you hear me now?" This went on for a few minutes. Finally the intruder's question became so annoying that we disemboweled him and let the wild animals following us feast on his remains. . At that point, NO ONE could hear him any more.
There was one curious development shortly thereafter.... Now one of the jackals, instead of roaring when it opens its mouth, ends up playing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
At least we know what became of the cellphone....