Well, we have confirmed that the forces of evil have captured Khalie. I do not understand why Allah has allowed this to happen, but I'm sure he has his reasons.
The arrest came as a total surprise to us. We were at a Code Green infidel alert level when it happened. I suppose a certain degree of complacency had set in because George W.Satan was so preoccupied with Iraq. Nonetheless, that does not excuse the fact that this represents a total failure of the Al Qaeda intelligence community. Heads will roll for this.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to some "Official Letter Of Reprimand" placed in some terrorist's personnel file. I mean, quite literally, that heads will roll. They'll be rolling right down the mountainside, bouncing off rocks on the way down.