Monday, May 05, 2003

During the past week a lot has been made of this new "Road Map to Peace" in the middle east. HA!! The only such road map that will work is a limited access superhighway leading from Tel Aviv to the sea. Besides, there have been some 37 peace plans over the last 30, 35 years, and none of them has amounted to a hill of beans in this crazy, mixed up world. So I'm not going to lose any sleep over this latest one. As long as Israel continues to exist, I'll have a job. Best job security on the planet, in fact. Just don't bother trying to buy life insurance.
Besides, this latest plan is only a week old, and already they're bitchin' and moanin' about it.


----------------------------------------------Mike Thompson, Detroit Free Press