No wonder I haven't heard from Iyman Faris lately.... He's been sitting in a jail cell for the last six weeks! No one ever tells me anything.
This is a terrible setback for us, and a horrible waste. We paid for Iyman to learn how to drive a truck but not park it, and then he goes and gets himself locked up.
Needless to say, his mission is a failure too. He was supposed to chop down the Brooklyn Bridge, then pick up a copy of that new Harry Potter book for me. Fairly simple tasks, right? But instead he goes and screws it up by getting arrested!! Anyone that stupid should have just been made a suicide bomber.