People have asked me, "So, Osama, what do you think about that woman, Annika Sorenstam, who tried to play in that men's golf tournament?"
I'm fine with it, provided she wears a burqa.
Besides, golf hardly qualifies as a sport. Knocking a little non-explosive ball around, trying to get it to fall into a hole? Gimme a break!!
Where's the adventure? The risk? The constant threat of death?
Golf would be much more exciting if it were played in the middle of a minefield. Can you imagine Tiger Woods getting blown thirty feet into the air while trying to sink a putt? Now that would certainly level the playing field a bit!
I think that instead of using golfballs to play golf, they should use grenades. And instead of having little holes in the ground as targets, there should be infidels tied to stakes.