I have heard about this "Hurricane Isabel," and quite frankly, I am jealous of her. She has accomplished something that I have attempted to do, but failed at: Paralyzing the capital city of the Great Satan.
I shall file this information away for future reference. Forget the hijacked planes, park the truck bombs, and scratch the dirty bombs. If we want to incapacitate the evil ones, all we need is the mere threat of wind and rain. Why, even Bush has fled to the mountains.... And that's something I can identify with.
I shall begin recruiting suicide meteorologists for future attacks.