What is the problem with the American people? I just released a brand new recording (no illegal downloads; BUY the CD, you cheapskates) threatening widespread death and destruction among the infidel masses. Plus, yesterday was the second anniversary of 9-11. So you would think they'd be quaking in their shorts and fleeing their cities, right?
But no!!! Instead of fearing for their lives, those damned Americans are more concerned with the wedding plans of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez!!!
Is there no justice in this world?