I can only conclude that drug abuse among the infidels' military units is rampant. How else to explain the remarks that this General Peter Pace just made? According to him, "Bin Ladn is out of the picture."
Really!?! Well, that's certainly news to me. And I'm sure it also comes as a shock to the people of Istanbul who are now afraid to crawl out from under their beds.
Even more important, what kind of stupid name is "Peter Pace?" Is that even real? You know, this could be some sort of clumsy CIA attempt to confuse me. That's the only possible reason someone would say I'm no longer a factor.