I was starting to feel quite neglected over here in Afghanistan.... Or maybe it's Pakistan.... Or Iran..... Could also be a suburb of Jersey City. Who knows where I am?
Anyway, it's good to be back in the news. Now the Americans are worried that my followers may hijack cargo planes. Rest assured that IF we do, we'll be quite particular about WHICH cargo planes we steal. After all, what was that old commercial...? When you absolutely, positively have to inflict terror the next day....?
However, if I were you, I would be much more concerned about what I plan to do with the moon tomorrow night. That's right: I'm going to make it disappear!!
Just try and stop me.