Some people are wondering what's going on with all these reports about Air France. Without admitting anything one way or another, let's just say that Al Qaeda had built up a lot of frequent flier miles with the airline, and we just felt that the infidel holidays would be a good time to burn them up.... er, I mean use them up. The miles, I mean.

And no, Las Vegas was not a target. It's a popular vacation destination for our future suicide bombers. Why, even Mohammad Atta, the leader of our 9-11 attacks, spent time there.

Some of you may think that it's rather hypocritical of us to go enjoy ourselves in a place that so exemplifies everything we hate about the west. Well, yeah, those of you who don't know us better would think that. But the fact is, Vegas is a great way to show our recruits everything that is wrong with the corrupt infidel lifestyle.... Plus maybe catch a show or two, win big at the baccarat table, get roaring drunk, and hire hot strippers to come to your hotel room and put on a private show.

So no, there's obviously nothing hypocritical about that.