Wonderful news!! With that pesky Saddam out of the way, people are starting to notice me again! For example, the United States has just raised its terror alert level to Code Orange.
It gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside to know that I'm once again being appreciated.
Then again, I suppose that warm and fuzzy feeling could be due to that unskinned rat I had for dinner earlier....
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