I just finished watching season two of 'Sex in the City' That Carrie is really hot. Wouldn't mind seeing her in a skin-tight burqa! I'm looking forward to getting season 3 from Netflix. Hope nothing comes up to spoil my plans.

I have to say I really love it here. The Pakistanis have set me up in a beautiful, secure mansion with all the amenities. There's even a hot tub! What makes this so funny, those stupid stinkin' infidels still think I'm holed up in some stupid mountain cave with no running water! Joke's on them, eh? LOL!!!

And the surround sound system for this 72" HDTV is to die for! In fact, I'm watching 'Hot Shots, Part Deux' right now, Great movie, by the way. That Charlie Sheen is such a great actor. How does he do it? It's almost like he has tiger blood or something. And I love the movie because it shows what a bunch of bumbling fools those American special forces can be. And that helicopter on the screen sounds like it's right outside the living room window!!!

Oops, gotta go. Someone's at the door. Must be the pizza I ordered.