Monday, January 13, 2003

Abdullah has succeeded in convincing me that going to North Korea is not practical at this time. Normally when someone dares to disagee with me I slit them open, remove the internal organs, and feed them to the vultures. But because I respect his opinion, I shall only have him flogged.
Still, I would like to have a weapon of mass destruction someday. It would gain our cause new respect, inspire more of the faithful to arise in Jihad, and cause the infidels to cower in fear. Plus, I think a nuclear warhead would help me meet chicks.