We went to the Mall of Peshawar today and bought a new satellite TV system at Circuit City. Also a nice five disc DVD player. And since travelling through mountain passes by mule while periodically enduring bombing raids can be hard on home electonic equipment, we of course got the extended service plans. Afterwards we blew up the store.
Then on the way out of the parking lot we got stuck in traffic and ended up exchanging artillery fire with mall security. Five of my loyal followers gave their lives in martyrdom, but fortunately the DVD player was not damaged.
A nearby Wal-Mart ended up being in the line of fire and was quickly reduced to a pile of smouldering rubble. This is unfortunate since we later discovered we were running low on Sam's Cola.
All in all, a typical shopping trip.