The new Direct TV system is great. We got up early to watch Joe Millionaire, a show that our sleeper cells living within the belly of the American beast told us about. The very concept of this show is vile, disgusting, and totally devoid of any socially redeeming values whatsoever. Is this truly how the infidels pick their mates? Even worse, only ONE at a time?!?! And I strongly suspect that some of these women are NOT virgins, shocking as that may be. I feel dirty just for having watched this garbage. But the show must be true, or else why would they call it reality TV? At any rate, Joe Millionaire is a perfect example of why Allah Himself shall descend from the heavens and personally destroy the Great Satan. He's just, you know, taking his time and lulling the enemy into a false sense of security.
In the meantime, I am hoping Evan picks Melissa M.