I have been sampling more of the infidels' so called reality TV, and it has become obvious that Allah's righteous forces have inflicted far greater damage on them than they will admit. How else to explain all those fools going on national TV--international, really, when you consider all the people like me with satellite receivers--for a chance to humiliate themselves in exchange for a few dollars of prize money. Are they in such desperate need of money that they will eat a horse rectum? Or willingly advertise themselves as a prostitute on The Bachelorette?
I mean, eating HORSE rectums? That is absolutely, without a doubt, the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
Everyone knows GOAT rectums are much better... Especially with A-1 Sauce.