I have received encouraging news from our al Qaeda franchise in Britain, home to the the English lapdogs that serve the American Satan. They report that we are beginning to recruit at a much younger age.
Hi, remember me? Osama bin Laden? World's greatest terrorist? Long black beard? Occasional videos threatening death and destruction? Well, anyway, Saddam may be gone, but I'm still very much alive. See you soon!
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