I must thank the Washington Post for a very helpful article about how the evil American military machine plans to conduct its war against my Islamic bretheren in Iraq. It is unbelievable that they would publish such revealing information for all to see. I am forwarding the information to Saddam so he will know where to aim his Scuds. While I am no fan of his--I think he's an opportunisic weasel who only embraces the teachings of Allah when it suits him--I also subscribe to the theory that any enemy of my friend is an enemy of my enemy... No, wait, I mean any friend of my enemy... That's not right either... I got it: Any enemy of my enemy is a friend of mine.