This satellite TV system is great. I hope we don't get in trouble for stealing the signal... Anyway, we have just finished watching the "Rolling Stones Live From Madison Square Garden" on HBO. Quite a show. It is hard to believe that Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Ron Wood, and Charlie Watts have been rockin' since the Prophet Muhammad first walked upon this Earth. Too bad they are infidel legless dogs slithering across the ground like furry snakes that deserve to be eaten by jackals... Or something like that.
Ah, here comes Rahim with my orange juice.