Saturday, February 01, 2003

I am grateful to Nelson Mandela for the speech in which he condemned Bush's warmongering behavior. Such "unsolicited" remarks from a respected elder statesman are certain to carry much weight among the rest of the world. I will admit to being surprised he delivered his speech before my check cleared, however. But that's what I love about democratically elected leaders: They're so quick to trust despots.
Now I can put that money back into Anthrax futures.