Maybe I'm getting cynical in my old age (I'm almost 24; Given the life expectancy of the typical al Qaeda holy warrior, that's like Strom Thurmond old) but I can't help but notice that Osama is awfully quick to urge OTHERS commit suicide on behalf of Jihad.
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On the other hand, if you really are that much of a moron, maybe you shouldn't admit it to anyone.