WHAT!?!?! Do the infidels running Fox TV have any idea WHO they are toying with!?!?! I watched Joe Millionaire expecting Evan to reveal his final choice only to have the stupid butler come on and tell me his decision will be announced NEXT week!?!?! This is not right. I am so upset right now I can't even decide who to disembowel first....
Perhaps I'll start with that obnoxious butler. And after I'm done with him I'll help myself to the rest of his cognac.