A couple of days ago it looked like Saddam was getting his ass kicked. Not any more, though. His Republican Guard units are a tough bunch. I wish I had had them here in Afghanistan instead of those worthless Taliban fighters. They were worse than the French. Things might have turned out differently, and it would be Bush and Cheney trying to hide in caves.
Come to think of it, Cheney does that on a routine basis, doesn't he? That means I'm halfway there!
Tell you what, Mr. Bush.... Let's just call it a draw.