HOLY MOTHER OF MECCA!!!!!!! And to think I once showered with this man!!!
But ONLY because we were in the middle of a desert and water was hard to come by, okay?
Hi, remember me? Osama bin Laden? World's greatest terrorist? Long black beard? Occasional videos threatening death and destruction? Well, anyway, Saddam may be gone, but I'm still very much alive. See you soon!
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