Did you see what happened to Tiger Woods at the British Open? Lost the ball on his very first shot and ended up with a triple bogey!! People are wondering how the world's best golfer could have made such a blunder.
Well, I'll let you in on a little secret: It was me!
Yup. It's all part of my plan to destroy the Great Satan's sports icons one-by-one. Never mind how; let's just say it's between me and the Big Guy upstairs. Wait till you see how many interceptions Joe Montana throws this coming season!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Huh? What do you mean Joe's "retired?"