Friday, August 08, 2003

I see that my operative Zacarias Moussaoui is continuing to carry out his assigned attacks against the United States. You see, everyone thinks he was supposed to be the 20th hijacker, but that was never the case. Turns out he would throw up every time he as much as looked at an airplane, which makes hijacking one just a bit difficult.... And messy.
Anyway, he was always getting on all the other terrorists' nerves with his know-it-all, bookish attitude. He was a typical geek, in other words. But we decided to put those traits to work for us by making sure he got arrested. Now he's in jail, working on his own defense, and increasingly tying up the courts with his incessant apeals, briefs, and motions. Soon the infidels' entire legal system will grind to a halt.
Pretty clever, eh?