That big blackout over there in SatanLand was really something, eh? Left me feeling pretty good about myself. No, I wasn't responsible for it, though I wish I had been.
However, look at the very first thought on everyone's minds when the magnitude of the event began to sink in: "Is it terrorism?"
I may not have succeeded in blowing anything up in America for a while, but the fact that I'm the VERY FIRST thing people think of when something horrible happens is quite an accomplishment.
Gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside just thinking about that.