----------Tony Auth, Philadelphia Inquirer

Sometimes people say to me, "Osama, how is it that you keep recruiting fresh idiots to your cause?"
Well, it's quite easy, actually: I just tell them that the infidels have declared war on Islam and are seeking to wipe us out. And if anyone doubts that's true, they only need to read what General William Boykin had to say recently.
While addressing groups of godless Christian evangelicals, he came right and said that Christianity is at war with Islam. This from a top leader of the Great Satan's armies!!! Of course, now that he has accidentally spoken the truth, he is trying to apologize, but it's too late.
I've already included his words in pamphlets for our fall recruiting campaign.