I wish those stupid Americans would stop cancelling all those international flights. Last week it was those Air France flights, and now it's British Airways that keeps getting grounded. And a couple of days ago it was an Aero Mexico plane that was grounded.

All these cancellations are wreaking havoc with Al Qaeda's business travel. Rest assured that I will be writing a strongly worded letter of complaint to the appropriate people.

Think I'll leave the return address off the envelope, however.