I'm disappointed to see that the United States has lowered it's terror threat level back down to yellow. Why? Don't they consider me a threat any more? Do you have any idea how insulting that is?

I'm still here, you know. And I'm still scary.

BOO!!!!!

There. See? Go ahead, admit it: You peed your pants when I did that, didn't you?

Yeah, I still got the touch.