I continue to be puzzled by the United States....

The authorities were correctly outraged by Janet Jackson's apparent deliberate exposure of her breast. I, too, was outraged. In fact, I kept replaying the tape over and over and over and over to confirm that what I thought my eyes were beholding was in fact happening!!

Yet no one seemed to mind, when a mere two hours later, Richard Hatch was parading his fat naked ass up and down the beach on the latest Survivor series! Is this a double standard, or what?

Quite frankly, I'd rather see Jackson's breast than Hatch's ass any day of the week.