Wonderful news!! I have obtained the source code for Microsoft's Windows operating systems!!!
Now if I can just figure out what the hell to do with it....
Hi, remember me? Osama bin Laden? World's greatest terrorist? Long black beard? Occasional videos threatening death and destruction? Well, anyway, Saddam may be gone, but I'm still very much alive. See you soon!
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