It has become evident that not only is Evan an infidel, but he is a total idiot as well. How could he send Melissa M. home while keeping Sarah the Harlot and Zora the Greek as the two finalists? Melissa must be devastated by her rejection. I would travel to the homeland of the Great Satan and personally comfort her with my manhood, but alas, I am afraid to fly.... Too many damn wackos on the planes nowadays.
And as for the harlot Sarah, did you hear the news about her? She starred in a number of bondage movies. For those of you not familiar with the term, bondage films are filled with scenes of lustfully fleshy temptations. The plots tend to be somewhat complicated, but generally involve ropes, handcuffs, and cheerleader outfits. They are designed to appeal to unholy weakminded men with no self-discipline.
No wonder she looked familiar.