Events in Iraq are certainly taking an interesting turn. The Shiites, eternally grateful to the United States for liberating them, want the infidels out as of yesterday. They must have learned how to show gratitude by studying French history.
Then, joyously free of Saddam's oppressive rule, they want to set up a an oppressive theocracy along the lines of what Iran has. Oh, how I LOVE the smell of irony in the morning!!!! Pungent, yet tangy, with just a hint of sweetness!!
And then we have Mr. Rumsfeld declaring that the Iraqi people will be free to choose whatever form of government they want. Well, suppose they want a theocracy run by Mullahs with eighth grade educations? "Oh, well, any form of government EXCEPT that!" I appreciate that, sir. I can always use new recruits.
When will the United States figure out that when they meddle in the affairs of the Middle East, they are not dealing with rational people?
Anyway, I can hardly wait for the Shiites to take over and impose their rule based on a strict, literal interpretation of the Koran.... Kind of like what Jerry Falwell wants to do with the bible in America.
And once the new Iraqi government is in place, maybe I'll have a place to live again. Granted, I'm a Sunni, and we don't usually get along with the Shiites. But during a Jihad, it is important for us to put aside our ancient differences and fight as one people against our common enemy, the United States of Satan. Together, we can slaughter millions of innocent unarmed (the innocent unarmed ones are always much easier to slaughter) women and children. Then, once we are victorious and have established the United States of Allah, we Sunnis and Shiites can turn to the more mundane task of slaughtering each other.

Saddam had the audacity to ask if he could stay with me a while. I told him there wasn't a chance in Haj. I went out on a limb for that guy by calling for a Jihad and what does he do? Gives up faster than the French ever did!! What a pussy.... That's the last time I put MY credibility on the line for anyone!
What makes it even worse is all these torture chambers that are coming to light. Look, I'm in favor of pulling the fingernails off one by one from helpless innocent infidels every bit as much as the next fanatical militant with a warped sense of religious duty. Not a damn thing wrong with that. But when you start doing that sort of thing to fellow Muslims...
Well, that's just sick.

HOLY MOTHER OF MECCA!!!!!!! And to think I once showered with this man!!!
But ONLY because we were in the middle of a desert and water was hard to come by, okay?

Abu Abbas has been arrested in Iraq. And of course the infidels are touting this as a major victory in their so-called "War on Terror." Yeah, right.
Now don't get me wrong: Abu is a nice guy and all, but he really botched that whole Achille Lauro thing. He hijacked an entire ship with 320 people on it, and he only killed one person?!?! What in Allah's name was he thinking?!?!
I had a hard time forgiving him for that and didn't speak to him for years. Then he sent a congratulatory me note in September of 2001, said he was very impressed (as I'm sure most people were), and we've exchanged a few emails since then. He even sent me a Ramadan card last year, which I thought was nice of him. Cute card, too. Something involving Camels, bunny rabbits, and time bombs, as I recall.
Anyway, we supposed to get together for drinks at TerrorCon 2003 next month at the Damascus Hilton. Maybe check out some of the booths for the latest innovations in plastic explosives and suicide vests.

The fool infidels at blogger.com (aka blogspot.com) continue to vex me. They can not or will not fix their systems. They have had longstanding problems with the formatting of their archives, problems that they are taking their time to fix. I even paid them money (infidel US dollars, no less) to upgrade the site because I believed in their promise that the additional money would fix the problem. Those promises turned out to be empty falsehoods.The only solution, which is an unsatisfactory one, is to reset my blog's timezone to PST.
Well, that's stupid. I'm not in the blasted PST; I am somewhere along the Afghan/Pakistan border.... Um, I mean, MAYBE I'm along the border... Or maybe not. But I am definitely some place where those evil bloodsucking villianous stooges of Satan can not find me..
Nonetheless, I have reset my site to fix this unholy satanic problem. Hopefully this half-a*s solution is only a temporary one.
If you, dear reader, want to start a blog of your own, I suggest you find someone OTHER than blogger.com to host it. They have no scruples about lying to you, ignoring your inquiries, and deceiving you, and ramming hot iron rods up your orifices. You must face the miserable truth: If I, a world renown and well respected major terrorist can't get satisfaction from these people, what chance do you, a mere meaningless speck in the universe whose worthless existence matters not one whit, have?
When the time comes, I shall be sure to use a rusty, unsanitary blade to disembowel them.

Those stupid Iraqis apparently misunderstood my instructions!! They were supposed to blow up the arriving infidel forces, NOT celebrate their arrival!!!
What a bunch of nimrods.

On the one hand, I am pleased by the suicide bombings that are beginning to occur in Iraq. But at the same time, I am concerned as to who is training these people. Where are they learning their craft? Are they graduating from a certified suicide bombing academy, or are are they freelancing? Not just any idiot can be a suicide bomber, you know. It takes months of rigorous training. But when amateurs go out there and start blowing themselves up, it demeans the entire profession.